ihairpiece already in the hospital. and i was wearing leopard pajamas. size 3x. i had gained 103 pounds. i was wearing leopard silk pajamas, you know, and holding on to him, like, tight. but the most important thing is the wheelchair. now, this is only a day after she had the baby, and she's back. she's got heels on, which looked great. she's still got some of the baby stuff right here, which is normal. it looks like she got the royal hairdresser in just to put a few -- just for a little length and thickness. mostly the thickness. and then the baby. and they answered regular questions. somebody asked william, you know, how's the baby's hair? and he said, he has more than me. they had time for jokes and the whole bit. you know what? i even liked how charles looked, which is difficult on account of how he treated di, and he ran off with that woman that we call camilla. but even charles looked all, you

know, his dad looked gray and distinguished. and he was in a suit. i just -- you know, good luck, royals. [ cheers and applause ] good luck. in the meantime, kim kardashian still laying up in the house. thinking she's royal. inhe meantime, the real royals seem like they're the rest of us. go figure. okay. so this amanda bynes thing is crazy. it's time for an amanda update. you know, she's currently hospitalized in california. they call that the 5150 hold. when they have to drag youthe h. because they think you're a da well, she's there for up to. 72 hours for mental evaluation

started -- well, according to go right? i can't believe i used to think she was normal and the joke was on us. now, look. tmz is saying -- this new thing all started when amanda allegedly started a small fire onway of stranger's house. and there are the burne it. this nice family's just trying to live their life in california. looks like the brady bunch house, right? they're just trying to live their life. i guess all of a sudden they looked outside. honey -- with his morning coffee -- there's a girl with a wig at the end of the driveway lighting fires. i don't know what that's how it went, but yo according to the 911 call, amanda created a makeshift explosive by putting a flaming cloth on a gas tank. at the end of these nice

people's driveway. and then moments later she burst into a liquor store attempting to rinse her dog off because the dog was covered with gasoline. if we don't stop laughing, we're all going to hell with gasoline drawers. [ cheers and applause ] that is quite a story. look, look. look. don know what's going on with her, but according sources at radaronline, amanda's parents are now considering getting conservatorship over her. and if you're like me, maybe you've been asking all alre are? where are her parents? bynes wh as kind of wild-eyed, though, doesn't he? like maybe all of a sudden. anyway, look. mr. and mrs. -- dr. andbynes ha,

but amanda is a grown woman. and you know how when you're grown, yo don't have toyour par. they can't tell you what to do. they're not the boss of you.ica treating them. now she's on this 5150 hold. i'm just hoping they're able to get this girl back. when britney attacked the umbrella and shaved her head, they put her on 5150 hold. i mean, britney is still sorting out her life, if you know what i'm saying. so amanda, good luck sorting your life out, too. yeah. [ cheers an and i don't know what's going on in your neck of the woods, but here in new york, it's all about this anthony and his wiener. okay. look. [ applause ] okay. so this disgraced congressman --

you know, anthony wiener, he was forced to resign from congress in 2011 after he admitted to tweeting photos of his area. and now anthony wiener, who is runty mayor, has admitted he had this press conference here in new york yesterday, okay. he's admitted that he continued to engage in sexting a full year after he got busted and left congress. okay. so mind you, there was a poll recently taken, and 59% ofrkers willing to give him another chance. let's hear what he has to say. i was -- i live in jersey, but if i did live here, i was part of the 59% who said, okay, people make mistakes, we've all done things. d.c., you stop laughing, okay, because you re-elected mayor crackhead, so stop. [ applause ]

all i'm saying is i was part of -- you know, give him another chance, sure, but then he had this press conference yesterday in this random office with a bunch of and his wife. and he alleged --all, he admitted that it's still been going on. his sexting name is carlos danger. okay? yes, he's got a name! allegedly. carlos danger. 22-year-old. now, i'm not an aegis, but all i'm saying is if you're going to be sexting, why don't you sext who's got as much to lose as you. a married42-year-old with kids and a career. a 22-year-old -- oh, my god. look, it's carlos danger. look. he's sexting me. no, you know his that's anthony wiener.

he's run york. girl, guess what, rachel. no, we're going to have the best summer ever. he's promised me, allegedly, a condo in chicago or new york, whichever city. which city do you think? yes, this is all part of the story! i mean, i'm making up this. i don't know whether that -- the girl was like that, but you kno. most of them -- oh, my god. so then there goes his wife, huma, standing by her husband. now, i get it, stand by your man at the press conference. take a look at her, and we're going to talk about her, too. >> anthony's made some horrible mistakes, both before he resigned from congress and after, but i do very strongly believe that that is between us and our marriage. i love hu> i havehim. i believe in him. and as we have said from the beginning, we are moving

forward. >> wendy: okay, huma and her man need to sit all the way down. i mean, this whole thing about him running for mayor, he makes poor choices in his life. now, look. why don't they stay together as a couple. i mean, you know, you workur pr married for three years.for the some shenanigans have been going on between you and him. people whisper about you and hillary, all i'm saying is why would you still have your running for mayor? they are laughing at him. i don't live there. i work here, there, so i a stake. people are laughing at your man. go home. sit down. pull the blinds. put yourself out.ers and applau] how are you going to run the city? you can't even run your own household. anyway. all right. we haven't talked about snooki in a long time. which has been fine.

with me. however, you know, she recently debuted this new skinny body. and people are criticizing like. all i have to say is, you know what? they're haters. they're haters. you look great. i think that snooki looks great. keep in mind, everybody, she's only 4'8" tall, no exaggeration, fact. at 4'8", i think that thiss terrific. she's got the baby.er fiance. she's got her tan. [ applause ] looks like she bought herself a new nose and some new gigantic teeth and too much filler for up here. it looks like. but -- oh. leave it to "hot topics" to zoom it in. but all i'm saying is a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do. this is definitely not the little meatball we fell in love with on "the jersey shore." that's probably the one we like

better than this society grand damme right here. you've got a long way, snooki. i even like the red hair. but she's also back in the news for another residents of pelican new jersey -- i don't know where that is. i must confess. pelican island, new je trying to ban snooki and jwoww from filming their reality show on the the big news, they're still doing that this is not even the used to know. i'm thinking she should get off reality tv and maybe grab a microphone for d start working red carpets or move out to l.a. and get yourself an agent out there and do something pop cultury. the reality thing -- anyway. apparently she and jw think that she shouldn't do reality tv anymore either? you're over it. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] there's got to be something else for her. but here's the thing.

the big story also is that the locals on pelican island are claimingthat they don't want her on their island because she's going to bring unwanted traffic and visitors while they're trying to rebuild after well, pelican island, i understa ♪ we're stronger than the but, you know, 150 houses on pelican island and only positive of them are rebuilt. so you all can't really afford to be so you need to let snooki and jwoww and that baby and lorenzo and -- that is the baby -- giovanni and giovanni's friend, you need to let all of them film there. you figure with a place with 150e houses, there's probably one exxon station, one 7-eleven and one mcdonald's, and they'll be patronizing all of that. and if you're nice to shookky, she might even write a check to the boys & girls club, whatever's going on there. and mtv, too, stop turning your nose up to snooki and thinking you're high-brown, pelican island.

[ applause ] and snooki is very, very upset about this saying, oh, my gosh, can't we all just get along, you know? i say let her go to pelican island. so that's snooki with pelican island and then snooki weight loss. another person who's lost a lot of weight, though, but this time, to me not in such a good way, and it might just be because he's a little older, and that's reverend al sharpton. well, rev, come on, now. come on, now. but no, rev lost so pounds. so that's good. you remember what he used to look like. so he's done a really good job of losing the weight. however, because his head is so big -- that's what he used to -- [ cheers and applause ]d he los think, before all the bypass and all that stuff was invented.

he did it the regular way. anyway, he is making news for the weight losecause the bobblehead effect, but also because of the woman standing next to him in the picture. her name is keyshia. and she's 35. aisha? same thing. [ apause ] 58. and aisha is 35 years old. and aisha has been seen with the rev here and there. and i guess their close friends both know that they're dating, but we as a community did not know. however, keyshia confirmed it when she was out with the rev last week and reportedly, as she was talking to reporters and confirming, he shuffled her off to try to quiet her down. shh. don't talk. anyway, look. look. rev, though, is --know, she's cute. she's a stylist, you know.

and rev is a man about town. he gets invited to a lot of parties. this is a great come-up for her because now, you know, she gets the chance to go out and probably go to places that she would have never gone.and i've is very generous in his reous. so i'm sure he's treating her very well. and it's a good look for her and him and them. the only thing that's not such a good look -- [ cheers and applause ] -- you know, the only thing ucht people are giving him the side eye about it he's still not officially divorced from his wife, kathy. well, there's kathy and the rev now. come on, now. look. come on.

they've separated since 2004. and people are wondering why the rev hasn't gotten divorced yet. i mean, you know. they have grown daughters. the rev and kathy have daughters in their 20s. and maybe he just doesn't feel like signing stuff. maybe he's busy with keyshia. you know, kathy's got her own life, you know, sometimes it's cheaper to keep her. who knows? that to say rev, and congratulations, keyshia. [ cheers and applause ] all that laughing was making my wig slip. you know, the more sleepy i get, i think the more loopy i get. after this sh a matinee on broadway and an evening show. it's a busy day. [ cheers and applause ]

anyway, look. did you hear about beyonce and her hair getting stuck in the diva fan? well, you know this is our girl, and she's the consummate perfor. remember in the heels years ago and got back up and kept singing and dancing. phenomenal. that's what a real showgirl does. so, now, look. [ applause ] beyce was at a concert on monday night. okay. i'll tell you the story. okay. so there was a fan. her fans they call is the next level of a fan. so there's a stand who had, like, a bucket list. and on the bucket list was to sing with beyonce. so beyonce ventured off to the part of the stagmally doesn't go on, and the was right behind her. so the stand w standing there, i guess, singing along. she's singing that beautiful her cute security guard trying to pull her hair out. and it was so funny because a

lot of the newscasters were, like, i wonder if she was mad about the hair. that's magic hair. you just cut it and then other then other people were, like, oh, it's so great. you know, because she kept singing. stopped, the record was still going to keep playing anyway. i'll be here for another 40 minutes. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a great show for you, everybody. the very funny brandon t. jackson is here. now, he's in the new percy jackson movie. and i look forward to catching up with him. but up next from "america's got talent," the always enjoyable howie mandel is here! go!

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talent." [ cheers ] and now he has a new sho everyone's talking about. it's called "deal with it." take a look. >> and then wait. can i get that with a side of guacamole? >> yes, absolutely.guacamole. >> could you bring some for the table? >> three. for th high five. >> four. there we go. one more. >> give me a high five. >> i don't want to give you a high five. >> the table. >> high five for high fives. >> five. that's five, right? it's good. >> congratulations, level two complete. you've now earned $750. way to deal with it. >> wow, los fun. please welcome the always entertaining howie mandel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey! welcome! >> how are you? >> wendy: yeah, yeah. i know. uh-huh. yeah. uh-huh. >> i love that. i love that. how a i sit? wow!thankk you.

please. sit down. that's not necessary. please. please sit down. please sit down. please. oh, that's crazy. >> wendy: that's respect to the germophobe. >> really? they're standing out of respect to germs? >> wendy: no, they went like this. >> that was amazing. no, i hug and everything. i just don't shake hands. i have children. i have to hug and everything. >> wendy: yeah. >> to have those children. can i just say something? i was looking@@ at your @@"hot topics," and i love the "hot topics." >> wendy: thank you. >> i do. i watch it all the time. when i was looking at the sharpton, you oki and the never see them in the same room at the same time. i'm just saying. is it possible that that could be -- >> wendy: the same person? >> you never know, right? >> wendy: what are your thoughts on anthony iener? do you think that -- think abou anthony's -- carlos danger.

you know that's the name that he used, carlos danger. >> wendy: yes. >> you know, can i be totally honest with you? whatever he's doing, he seems to be out of his mind because it doesn't stop. what makes me eve angry -- >> wendy: yes? i'm angry becaus saturday i married off my daughter. my daughter got married. and it was a beautiful wedding. >> wendy: yes, congratulations. >> thank you. oh, there she is. that's the lovely jackie. you know, and she's stunning and i love the guy she's with. but i look at his wife, anthony's wife. and i'm thinking, what are you doing? get out of there now. i mean, like, they went through it once. and now it doesn't look good.if make her -- is that -- yeah, at's alex. that's her husband. or doc hollywood. we run l.a. he's kind of a deejay. >> wendy: let's talk about them? >> my wife or anthony wiener? them? my daughter? we're talking about wieners, my

daught-law. it's just getting uncomfortable. >> wendy: were you emotional at the wedding? because i understand this guy has been in the mandel family for years. >> oh, yeah, you give away a daughter, it was every emotion you could ever imagine. it's like crazy. it seemed like a second ago she was born. >> wendy: yes. how old is she? >> she's 14, but she was pregnant, so smarried. she's 28. she's 28. she's known him since high school, and he's a wonderful young man. and i was so proud. you know wh? my son officiated theing. >> wendy: how old is he >> he's 23. >> wendy: he officiated for a day? >> no, he's been an ordained minister so he can park in no parking zones. i swear, this is the only wedding he's ever done. there are states where marrying your sister is legal, but he actually married off his sister. what i was saying was, i just think -'t get what's on with th weiner's wife, you know? wouldn't you tell her -- as a woman, isn't it bothering you

that she's - it's one thing to stand by your man -- >> wendy: i don't ca do in their take him off the streets. @@at's @@it. >>@@ what about @@her standing him? >> wendy: she does not affect >> but as a woman. >> wendy: i would not stand by that, no. a sexter? >> she needs to run. >> wendy: yes. she needed to hashe's probably from hillary. >> really? i would say advice to my daughter, if he takes pictures of his -- can you say penis? >> wendy: yes. >> okay. then i don't want -- but he will not take pictures of penis. that was his vows. >> wendy: you can't say it a third time. >> okay. >> wendy: look. first of all -- go ahead. >> wendy: okay. enough about that. >> about what? >> wendy: about them. >> you don't want me to say it anymore. let's talk about me. that's why you're here. >> i'm here to talk about me. thank you. that gets a hand. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: now, listen to me. look.

for 35 years. >> yes, i have. >> wendy: and been noticing that y rings. did you get remarried again? w do you have two? >> no, i don't -- i got married -- this is from my wife, and this was my father's. >> wendy: aww. >> i lost my father in the '80 ez. when i lost him, i took his wedding ring. he was married his whole life to my mom. so i wear his ring. and then when my daughter marched down the aisle, she wanted something borrowed, she marched down with this ring yes, very sentimental. yes. >> wendy: it's nice to see intact families in hollywood. >> it's nice to see intact families everywhere. everywhere hollywood's any different than any other placepn joe from iowa is -- >> wendy: sexting. >> yes. of the show. divorcing. >> i know. it was kind of out of context. let me explain it to you. it's a great show. agt comes live tonight on nbc.

you can -- people voted last io city. >> radio city music hall, which is very exciting. and then at 10:30 on there's a new show called "deal with it," 9:30 central, i'm the producer. i would love for you to come on it. we have mel b., joan rivers. we go into restaurants and we have cameras there andwho's sit. that was a husband and wife. and then we'll send a waiter over. we got the husband to come over. want to be on a game show and $5,000? we give him an earpiece. you can't tell you're on a show or anybody in the restaura restaurant. >> wendy: and he was obnoxiously high fiving. >> you have to do whatever the celebrity tells you to do or say don't deal with it. mel b. at a certain point says ,ou know what? she started eating chips. tell your wife for $500, stop eating the chips, she's looking fat. would he do it? would he do it? you don't know.

i mean, it started easy with high fives. let me see if he can get five high fivoes crazy. it goes off the hook. you have no idea what people are willing to do or not do. >> wendy: it's funny. >> it is really funny.tbs at 10 central.et? >> wendy: tweet? >> are you on twitter? >> wendy: i'm forced to. >> you don't like to? @howiemandel because we could tweet live on theshow. >> wendy: i'm on broadway. i'm in chica yeah. that's where i'll be tonight. >> you'll be tapping and i'll be tweeting. >> wendy: and you'll be tweeting. >> i've got to go do "america's got talent" tonight live. >> wendy: can we talk about that? >> i would love to. >> wendy: up next, we're going to talk about howie and all that goes on on "america's

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>> wendy: howie wanted to know if you girls in to sit there a look good. >> yeah, we want a good-looking audience. you've got a hot audience. you really do. >> wendy: i know. these are my people. so we're sitt howie mandel, "america's got talent" is one of my favorite shows on tv. >> me, too. >> wendy: you know, i love the and, of course, howard and you, and nick is the host. onderful show. >> isn't it amazing? you were saying during thebreak how would it affect us to have four and heidi klum and mel b., what would you chemistry be li? >> wendy: i said what if their personalities were like a dead foot? but they're not. >> they're not. these are two stunning inside and out smart, opinionated,

feisty ladies. and you know what? we all love each other. >> wendy: i can tell. >> we don't mind disagreeing. but we do it rndy: yes. >> you know. # it, i think, has brought the show to another level. not only because of who they are and what they can do and how smart they are, but because there are four judges, it took three judges to get through to this point. so i think the bar and the leveq of talent has risen. >> wendy: you guys gave a yes to something that i totally disagreed through the tv.sagree. >> wendy: yes, through tv. >> through >> wendy: i'm screaming atu guys. >> who? >> wendy: the guy with his stomach. >> i'li'll tell you why. i can go and sit aroundcampfire. i can go on a cruise and hear a good singer and to me you won't remember their name and i defy you to won -- what's the guy w this year? >> wendy: i couldn't tell you. >> see? they're really good musicians. listen to what i'm saying. what if there was a show

ra people were coming out and there was gorgeous women like your front row, and they were being slapped. and you pickedp different -- >> wendy: i'll tell you what i'm depressed for. >> i would want to slap your front row. >> wendy: i was impressed by the guy who swallowed a sword, stood on the pole and then stopped with his thighs right before the ground. i was blown away. >> i mean, i keep thinking, like, when is it going to end? here you're going to see it. the danger acts -- i almost think too far. not only is it hard to judge but hard to look at. i thought this guy was going to die. dropping, dropping, and he stops there. he didn't stop there. there was no net. it's crazy. off the hook. and now it's live. you know, that was in was taped. so anything could happmuen. you don't miss it. >> wendy: somebody could die. >> i think i just said that. >> wendy: what's your favorite act before we go? what was your favorite thing? >> oh, danger. somebody can die. i do. i do a lot of my own stunts.

>> wendy: well, look. >> you know my favorite act is matrix guy. he danced. and his head drops and his thing. >> wendy: loved that. that was very cool. >> before we go, everyb "deal with it" after "agt" on tbs 9:30 central. >> wendy: howie mandel. "america's got talent" tuesday night and wednesday nights at 9:00 on nbc. "deal with it" 10:30 on up next" keep it here. ♪ ♪

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>> wendy: so hi, everybody, welcome back. friends at ask.com.s question it's about our great guest, howie mandel. he's a great guest, isn't he? my stomach hurts from laughing. anyway, here's the question. and studio audience, feel free to guess out loud if you want the answer. why was howie mandel expelled from high school? "a," poor grades. "b," impersonating a member of the school board. "c," getting into a fight. or "d," cheating on a test. >> "b." >> wendy: i can't believe you said "c." rea howie fighting? >> yes. >> wendy: i've got the answer,

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with no odor. so all you notice is relief. aspercreme. >> wendy: okay. so our next guest has been in some of our favorite funny movies like "tropic thunder" an" and starting on august. t 7th, you can see him in percy jackson's "sea of monsters." is my quest, ol. too. >> oracle says wrestled him for the fleece. >> she also said that i'm destined to destroy olympus or save it. >> saving's better, obviously. >> yeah. >> let me pack a bag and make sure my health insurance is paid up. >> wendy: please welcome the very funny brandon t. jackson.

[ cheers and applause good to see you again. thank you. okay. okay. how are you? >> i'm sorry. i had to do it. >> wendy: no, that's the call of our show. >> i love it. >> wendy: exactly. you smell very nice. >> thank you. thank you. >> wendy: yes. >> very much. >> wendy: and congratulations on being a new father. >> yes. yes. [ cheers and applause ] i'm a dad. it's fun. you know, i love my daughter. she changed my life. you know, she -- she is my heart, you know. it's amazing. like being a father. >> wendy: what's her name? how old is she? >> her epic. epic alana jackson. >> wendy: are you married? are you wimom? i mean, not that you have to be married. >> you know -- >> wendy: oh. >> you ever seen that movie

"knocked >> wendy: oh, okay. >> no, you know, me and her r, out all the issues and stuff. but her mother's an amazing woman. >> wendy: you have to sa because you're on tv. no, i'm not going to ask anymore. i understand, young man. >> it's when your young, you know, you have fun. >> wendy: things happen. >> i'm a supportive dad. i'm there, you know. you know. . >> wendy: nice. good. >> i don't want my daughter tworking. >> wendy: like chris rock says, you just want to keep her off the pole. >> she can't be tworking. >> wendy: so the crazy thing is - and my son has read the percy jackson books, so very familiar with the movies that you do. but the movies are very different from your stand-up. >> yeah, yeah. you know, the movies are for family. if you have family, you want to go out and see a great family film, go see percmy stand-up is. i'm from detroit. you know what i'm saying? >> wendy: by the way, hear abou.

>> how, how are we bankrupt? >> wendy: how does that happen? oh, my gosh. >> our mayor went to jail. >> wendy: and we were promised that it was going to be better once they gave you the bailout money. >> the zoo. >>endy: the zoo. >> i took my daughter to the zoo. the lions had receding >> wendy: i can't. >> sorry. crackheads in cages? this is -- sorry. i'm sorry. >> wendy: ah! >> we didn't have lions. we just had a dude in a cage lying about the animals we used to have. where are the penguins at, man? they flew away. >> wendy: look. at the b.e.t. awards, somethin happened to him. wardrobely3z speaking. that most women gag over. not one, but three of them had the same sweater on. it was a versace sweater. >> versace, versace.

>> wendy: it's jay cole, dj drama and our friend brandon. >> this is what happened. that damn sweater. >> wendy: i googled it, $850. >> not jt that. first of all, versace was having two for one was light-skinned. i style myself because i don't want to put my stylist under the bus. she was out of town. you know what? forget it. i'm going to style myself. i went and saw the sweater. i got there, i thought i was killing it. >> wendy: you were. >> the neck thing i know, i see dj drama. oh, you, too? i was, like, what you mean? the you know, jay cole had it on. i seen on twitter it was trending. >> wendy: you can't even wear the sweater again. >> i can't hear that drake song, "versace, versace, versace." >> wendy: you can give it to, like, one of your homeboys or something. >> yeah. they can have it. actually, i auctioned it off on ebay. >> wendy: nice. >> i really did.

if somebody got to buy that sweater, y'all can have that sweater. i'm done. rap on that sweater. >> wendy: look at me. now, you're good friends with chris brown. >> yeah, chris is cool, man. you know, i've been friends with him since we was younger, since we was kids. i used to host all the tours, ne-yo and lil' wayne. chris is one of those dudes when we was younger, he would always just -- we'd dance all night. it was crazy, man. i ain't never seen nothing like it. >> wendy: what's it like going to the club with him? like as grown chris. >> hgne's still -- you know, chs is -- when we was younger, he always used to dance, 15 hours, just be he just be crumping. i'm, like, yo, chris. he'd show up with different hairstyles, which was cool. your hair was blond yesterday. now it's black. you got spray cans? chris is -- he's honestly, personally, he's really, really cool besides all the things, he's really, really, really cool

guy,en man. >> wendy: yes. >> very down to earth. to me, if it was chris tucker and michael jackson, it's kind of like that same kind of -- >> wendy: weird. >> i mean, he's a great dude. i know the press and -- >> wendy: yes. >> and the craziness and all the stuff. i feel like he's a great talent, man. is a great talent. >> great talent. >> wendy: you were in thefor th show. eddie murphy was on board. and i was looking forward to watching it. >> me, too. >> wendy: all of a sudden the balloo%gn was deflated. what happened? and you have to do that quick because they're me the quick sign. >> it's on awesome, they were going to turn it into a movie. we'll see. the pilot tested t roof. everyone loved it. paramot said they want it toik to make it a movie. politics. art. have to say, fic guest. it's really fun to catch up with you again. everybody say hello again. >> versace, versace, versace.

>> wendy: his movie is called >> wendy: his movie is called "percy jackson's

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>> lady gaga has finally done it. she's stripped naked on camera and it's the weirdest thing i think i have seen. >> sends the wrong. kind of like yoga without sweating. >> i support anything where fully naked. >> i c name ten people you would say no to. >> and they're all in this room. >> beyonce went and chopped off all of her hair. >> i hate it! i hate it so ms is amazing. she has the best short hair of anyone with short hairore. she joan of arc. [laughter] >> kate hudson's upset about being the cover of "sports illustrated."felt like a piece . i'm not a toy, i'm a human. i'm not here used. she's not a toy. she's two toys. >> we have paul degilder. he's on discovery shark week. and "jaws" and swimming in sydney harbour when he was attacked. >> ripped off my hand and hamstring. >> one of his mates reached in

and grabbed the artery. >> australians, they're real men. > that ain't a shark bite! >> and presents, did that kid in a wheelchair just , in this case -- he th a just got cake faced. ok, somebody explain it. >> yogi, famous deejay, had a concert this w toronto yes. there was a surfing. they lifted him up in the wheelchair. >> yeah,n the wheelchair. they're pushing the wheelchair around. >> i saw that in the paul ania concert. >> some people are not that ambulatory. ok. >> he's having a fullene and ta it's out and it goes like 80

feet into the crowd. >> amazingly the cake managed to it that young gentleman. >> it's a good throw. >> right in the face. >> like dead on. >> yeah, it was a hell but shockingly, no one was mad. in fact, the wheelchair kid was actually thrilled. >> somebody in his family wrote in and said it was the best day of his life. >> that he got hit with the cake? >> yeah. turns out it's huge honor to be cake-faced at show. kind of his thing. speaking of which, let's not forget the real hero here. >> can i just say good consistency in it doesn't fall which blew my mind. truly a gre and fun, acc to his recent tweets. >> wheelchair kid could eat me literally. i'a kid and quite delicious, smiley faces. >> we will miss you, cakey. you're getting comically shoved into god'sace now. [laughter]

>> reading statement today basically thanking heroes that saved his son. plus, one of the mother of one of heroes comes out. the mother of ben cruz. and ben cruz is the one who drove into the pool and rescued usher' raymond. and she's saying this is a crazy month for ben cruz. not only is his birthday monday but he's getting marrd next week. i asked has he reached out to you guys for any reward or anything? suggestion, i it would be a ake great idea if usher sung at his wedding. >> i find this fascinating. i'm conflicted on whether it's appropriate for the mother to say that because her son did save that kid. >> i think it would be a great idea. >> it would be great if usher did it. i'm saying the asking part. >> it would be bad if he asked. but his mom asking, i think it's ok. >> that's why i'm not sure. >> what if this couple is not a fan? if i save avril lavigne's baby, i don't want her singing at my wedding. we're good! >> nickelback jumps in the po

>> yeah! nickelback has to stay home. [laughter] ♪ >> nice, but wait a second. that's lady gaga naked! fully naked! ot some revealing dress or artsy, partially covered naked but naked, naked! what is this? >> lady gaga did this, the wrong mess adge and she's practicing it with a woman who's a very famous performance artsist. he's like the hipster god mother. >> it's like a yoga thing, cool. inner peace and what have >> it's like supposed to heighten your mental and physical awareness. ? all right. there's definitely some physical heightening going on right now. you know what i'm saying? but interest aside this, video is --